It's time for the nations of the world to get together and see which one has the best drug program! Yes, it's Olympic time! O Joy! O Bliss! Time to get together! Time to end every sentence with an exclamation point! Huzzah!
The Olympics are to be held in Vancouver, Canada, this year. All my contacts over in Vancouver were sick of the Olympics months ago, and can't wait for them to be over. Some trivia: apparently, Curling is the only Olympic sport where there is a smoking circle for the athletes. Canada is the only nation to host the Olympics and not win a gold medal,and we did it twice. We did it in Montreal in '76 and again in Calgary in '88. My wife has an Italian saying: Never two without three.
So, here we go again.