10 September 2011

I can beat that!

Mark Shea thinks posting Lawrence Welk is a threat!  Ha!  I sneer at him and make my own threat!

People of Earth!  Give me two millllllllion dollars or I will post this video every day!  Twice!




And for good measure, I will toss in The Shat:



If the money is not in my Caymen Island Accounts by midnight, not only shall I continue to post these, I will be forced to unleash Leonard Nimoy's Proud Mary!  Mwahahahahaha! Look on me, and suffer fear, and nausea! May God have mercy on your ears!

17 comments:

Dim Bulb said...

Try it and I'll let William Hung loose.

Bear-i-tone said...

I'll see your william hung and raise you one Florence Foster Jenkins.

http://youtu.be/MM6qntPpyZ0

Dim Bulb said...

Mmm, this may end badly for both of us because I would counter with Telly Savalas singing "If" or "You and Me Against the World."

Bear-i-tone said...

And I cuold answer with "thus stuttered zarathustra.

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

Boys: Settle down before you two destroy the world with your oneupmanship competition.

Dim Bulb said...

Wait! I haven't yet invoked the names of David Hasselhoff, Kim Kardashian or Robert Mitchum singing a Calypso tune.

Bear-i-tone said...

Hah! I laugh at your Robert Mitchum Sings Calypso! I had that album! I invoke the musical stylings of Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Richard Harris! Yes, Richard Harris!

http://youtu.be/GHS8hj4TdT8

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

The Pair of You:

Really? By that I mean: Really??

Is that the best you two can do?

I threaten with Rebecca Black

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BI0szjpxJs/

Dim Bulb said...

LIGHTWEIGHTS! I give you Bob Schieffer and his band Honky Tonk Confidential. Don't make me go Yoko Ono on your A$$es.

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

Bad song, Bad theology, bad translation, bad singing. Quadruple threat.

Peter Mottola singing Gather Us In (In Latin)

Bear-i-tone said...

You threaten me with Yoko Ono and Gather Us In in Latin? I see your threats, and raise you... SISTER JOAN CHITTISTER AND THE ERIE BENEDICTINE NUNS SINGING KUMBAYA!

http://youtu.be/JdO3R5MlbxA

You will envy the dead.

Dim Bulb said...

Ha! Can you survive the saccharin shock of a pubescent Donny Osmond singing Puppy Love.

Bear-i-tone said...

I was alive when that song came out, and am immune to it through exposure, just as one who has been been sick with the plague need never fear it again. You may as well toss the Captain and Tenille at me. But the question is: can you handle the musical stylings of Philip Michael Thomas?

http://youtu.be/sLRwdbg1xME

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

Dim: Donny Osmond?

Hah, Tiffany singing "I think We’re Alone Now"

talk about saccharine, she was so young they could only book her concerts for in shopping malls, in the afternoon

Teresa B. said...

Beat this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY8APrYU2Gs

Bear-i-tone said...

Beat that? Beat this!

http://youtu.be/8QN6p66AtDc

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

Okay, this thread is now gone down the rabbit hole.

In that case beat this