First, two things you never think you will actually end up saying or hearing, until you are married and have kids.
1, Younger, discussing her lunch at school: You know, boys will do crazy things for a slice of bacon.
2. Me, to Frodo: Frodo, no! In this house we do not throw second or third class relics down the stairs!
Lastly, (Risque alert) what a wife says, and what her husband thinks:
Puff, to me: Bear, I want you to do me-
Me, inside: (Yes!)
Puff:- a favour.