We had a brief presentation about Cahtolic cemeteries in the diocese. As we processed out, representatives were hanfing out leaflets. One was offered to me, but I declined, saying that, my finances being what they are (i.e., non existent) the only way I could avail myself of their services would be if they started up a Catholic compost heap.
The rep was appalled. I don't think my humour goes around well.