26 November 2015

It looks like English, but...

Found this at a forum I attend regularly.

One sits within the vestry of the parish of attendance. Recent conversations do elicit the realisation of a lack of comprehension regarding the impetus of religious attendance.
Thus, one is curious as to the opines of those present regarding the attendance at church. In the event you are willing, an expounding upon that which compels or repels would exist of great appreciation. 
Of particular interest would be those of which attendance has ceased.
Such fails to exist as a vehicle of conversion, and all opines of a manner civil are of appreciation.

And the people cried: "Huhn?" 

I have, on occasion, gone out of my way to display my education, but this fellow goes way beyond that, and he leaves the impression that his learning was particularly hard won.

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