Dear Capitalism,
Have you seen the price of bacon lately?
I wondered if pig had suddenly become an endangered species, but it turns out the price is a response to 'supply and demand', your most basic law. Because every fast food restaurant is now offering baconators, and bacon on bacon sandwiches with a side order of bacon wrapped fries, and everything with bacon, the price of bacon has gone through the roof. I have to pay through the nose to get a couple of rashers to go with my pancakes for breakfast.
Have you seen the price of bacon lately?
I wondered if pig had suddenly become an endangered species, but it turns out the price is a response to 'supply and demand', your most basic law. Because every fast food restaurant is now offering baconators, and bacon on bacon sandwiches with a side order of bacon wrapped fries, and everything with bacon, the price of bacon has gone through the roof. I have to pay through the nose to get a couple of rashers to go with my pancakes for breakfast.
This situation is unacceptable. Quite frankly, Capitalism, I expected better from you. Try and improve in the future, or you and I will be parting company.
Yours sincerely.
Yours sincerely.
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