Brooke McEldowney's comic strip Pibgorn. To paraphrase it for any of my fellow Tolkien nerds out there: the one ring should never be used. Though it be used for motives never so pure, in the end it will twist evrything to darkness.
I imagine Mr. McEldowney and I would disagree, and often vehemently so, over a large number of issues. However, I have always respected that he speaks his mind without respect to party or position. Plus, I liked the head nun that occasionally appears in his other strip, 9 Chickweed Lane.