This is what happens when you read the "IGNORANT REDNECK"

Must admit, this really is a silly meme.
THE SECRETS MEME:

1--Who is your secret Blog Crush? Why?
It wouldn't be a secret if I made it public, now would it?

2--Which blogger do you secretly want to mail to Timbuktu? Why?
See answer to number 1, because I am married silly

3--Which blogger do you secretly wish you were like? Why?
See answer to number 1

4--Which blogger has the commenters you secretly like best? Why?
See answer to number 1

5--Which blogger has the comments you secretly like the least? Why?
See answer to number 1

6--Who makes you secretly feel deprived bacause they don't read your blog? Why?
It's not the same as number 1 exactly, but it still wouldn't be a secret if I named him.

Tag, you're it.