At Last, I Have a Realistic Plan for Retirement

I have observed the current situation, and studied the economic forecasts for the foreseeable future. I have observed the platforms of the various politicians and the odd of them fulfilling any of their promises, and their capacity to do anything about the current and future crisis. With all the information available at my fingertips I have finally come up with a plan for retirement that is certain and foolproof, one that is realistic and on that I am certain I have within me to achieve. It's called "death".