So I took Elder to see Twilight. Here's a review.
I bought our tickets and went into the theatre. I sat down. We watched ads. Then the lights went down. They played more ads. The movie started. Some people pretended they were some people they weren't. They did so for two hours. Then the lights came up and we went home. Oh, and I ate some popcorn.
This has been part of the Spirit's Sword intermittent Entertainment feature.