9 March 2009

In Praise of Morons

I have been trying in vain to find any information about what the Canadian Government is up to these days. These lacklustre morons we elected, this overwhelming collection of invertebrate domesticated fowl, seem to be doing nothing. They have no ideas. They have no clue. The leadership is a joke at best. Not one of them is a leader by any stretch of the imagination. They are jockeying for position for the next election, which means mainly denigrating the other guys while doing nothing that will alienate oneself from one's electorate- which in practical terms means doing nothing, except sitting out in Ottawa and collecting their pay cheques.

To which I say: Well done, Canadian politicians! If we can't have a good government, I'd rather have a bunch of lazy dirtbags doing nothing than some energetic ones making a mess of everything. So go on doing nothing! Start no wars! Spend no trillions! Pass no new foolish laws! Sit there and ossify! It is the kindest thing you could possibly do for your country.

Oh wait. There's a possible election coming up. I can only hope and pray that the next batch of morons will take inspiration from their predecessors and be every bit as useless as they.

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