Every now and then, I get a sharp reminder of just how insignificant this stupid blog of mine is. I was checking over the stats and I saw that I was now averaging a whole thirty one visitors a day, Oh boy! I pointed this fact out to Puff, and how it even seems that someone from Mountain View, California, seems to be slowly reading the entire blog, including that blasted history I wrote.
"Um, honey," my wife said slowly. "That's a googlebot program. They work according to algorithms as a way of locating information so Google has the information at hand when someone tries to look it up."
"So, about half my recent hits are nothing but a program?"
"'Fraid so."
I should have known.
10 comments:
Daddy,
your stats don't count all the times that I come in a read and look at your pictures.
I write anything because I didn't know how.
Mom showed how to this time.
If you want I will keep writing you notes.
arwen
Hey dad
Don't be sad. I like your blog!
Galadriel
Leave it to Puff to take us all down a notch or two when our blogs get a lot of hits ;)
@mary333.
Glad I could be of service.
As for you Bear, My Dearheart;
Remember, your father, Italy, and the chickens? I am only fulfilling my God-Given vocation dear.
Well, at least i don't feel all alone now...
This blogger just made a commitment to remain unmarried.
Ah, geez, I destroyed a young lady'a dream. I've taken Dim out of the marriage and therefore the gene pool.
There will be no DimLamp
There will never be any dimtreelights.
What have I done? How great is my error?
Soon your name will be a malediction on the lips of all the ladies of Central New York
Snicker! You're stats are about to increase - Googlebots not included ;)
The comments are as funny as the post. I think your wife just deflated half of the blogosphere!
DimBulb:
Huh, you think you can scare me? My name has been a malediction around here for years, years I say..
For everyone else I offer you the following.
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