3.5 Timeouts Tuesdays

In which Bear expounds upon the most pressing issues of the day.

1.

The NHL strike:

Millionaires arguing with billionaires.  Long may they all rot.

2.

The Royal pregnancy.

Meh.  (I have trouble getting excited over news from the Brits, as I can't quite get beyond the whole "they-tried-to-wipe-my-people-off-the-planet" thing.)

3.

Mayan calaendar predicts the world will end tomorrow, because obviously a people who thought they had to cut out some guy's heart so the sun would rise really and truly knew how the world and cosmos work:

We're not that lucky.

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Anything else in the news:

Bumf.  You can look that up.