A U.S. judge has come up with a new punishment for noise violators: They are forced to listen to an hour of Barry Manilow or the Barney Show Theme Song.
I have never before felt such pity for malefactors. This judge could have an eternal career before him: coming up with ironic eternal punishments for the damned in Hell. He's off to a good start with this one.
Anyone remember the old Barry Manilow joke?
Q: How do you make Barry Manilow's nose three feet long?
A: Fold it in half.