6 July 2011

Another strange managerial decision

Management at work, in an effort to boldly step into the 1990's, has decided we need a mission statement.

I hate mission statements.  Every worker I know wants nothing to do with it.  But we had to give suggestions anyway.  Mine was: "Crush your enemies.  See them driven before you.  Hear the lamentation of their women."

3 comments:

LarryD said...

Sung to this, of course.

Bear-i-tone said...

Naturally.

Anonymous said...

Grrrr ... mission statements - worse than committees, especially in a parish. Mine, with all its faults, doesn't have a M.S. - thank the good Lord!

Chloesmom