I still like Gary Oldman.

If I were a hardline conservative, I would write the following post:

In case you haven't heard, Oldman (one of my favourite actors) gave a crusty interview with Playboy.  wherein he spoke his mind about political correctness  People should learn to "Take a f---ing joke".  He  attacked the Hollywood double standard.

"Well, if I called Nancy Pelosi a c—t — and I'll go one better, a f—ing useless c--t — I can't really say that," he begins. "But Bill Maher and Jon Stewart can, and nobody's going to stop them from working because of it."

 However, it was his words in defense of Mel Gibson that drew fire upon him.

Mel Gibson is in a town that's run by Jews, and he said the wrong thing because he's actually bitten the hand that I guess has fed him — and doesn't need to feed him anymore because he's got enough dough. He's like an outcast, a leper, you know?

Oldman later issued an apology to Jews, much to the disappointment of Kathy Shaidle and other conservative commentators.  However, this write feels it important to point out to conservatives that they should take solace in the fact that Nancy Pelosi is still an f---ing useless c--t and people should still learn to take an f---ing joke.

However, I am not much of a conservative, so you will never read these words here.