Here's the deal

I went to one of my mother's euchre parties last night and I've come to a realisation: Euchre is an invention of the devil to tempt our souls into the sins of intemperate anger and uncharity. Which is another way of saying my cards stank all last night. That, and I somehow got stuck with the worst player there for partner four times out of eight games. To those of you who know and play the game: for starters, she asked me what was trump every single trick.