It's talk like Shakespeare Day

Today is the 396th anniversary of Shakespeare's Death, and also widely believed to be the 448th anniversary of his birth, and in honour of the day, all well meaning souls are to go out and speak in a manner like unto that of the bard.  Poor as I am, I give only my link to previous posts on the mighty Shakespeare, immortal bard of thrice happy memory, and this helpful video, which can instruct all true Christians in the arte of speaking in the manner of William Shaksper.