14 October 2012

Strange things said at home.

First, two things you never think you will actually end up saying or hearing, until you are married and have kids.

1,  Younger, discussing her lunch at school:  You know, boys will do crazy things for a slice of bacon.

2. Me, to Frodo: Frodo, no! In this house we do not throw second or third class relics down the stairs!

Lastly, (Risque alert) what a wife says, and what her husband thinks:

Puff, to me:  Bear, I want you to do me-

Me, inside:  (Yes!)

Puff:- a favour.

Me:  (Rats.)

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