Some people may see a problem, but I see opportunity

Burger King burger turns poop green.

Now, this may seem like the very essence of a third world problem, but think about it:  with a little effort, we could have people pooping every colour of the rainbow!  Eat the rainbow! Crap the rainbow!It would be fun for the whole family!  Finally, something to fill the gaping hole left when they took away our lawn darts!  The perfect fad for a society with its collective head up its collective nether regions!  Get the kids to stop staring at screens and to start staring down toilet bowls!  That could be opportunity you're smelling!