Hockey season is about to begin

I  am getting ready for Leafs Derangement Syndrome. Not really a fan myself, I have been observing fans for decades. The Syndrome follows a predictable pattern.

October: I think we got a shot.
 November: Yah! We're doing great! I toldja!
December: Darned injuries. But we're still in it, right?...
January: Right?
February: Stupid coach.
March: We're not yet mathematically eliminated.
April. Crap.
May: Next year for sure. After all, we got top draft pick again, right?

Looking forward to another year of watching the fans ending up looking forward to another year.